Short Term & Long Term Portable Toilet Hire

Portable toilet hire is on of the easiest things you can do, and one of the most important if your holding an event.

Its easy! However long you need your toilet, wherever you need it.

You can hire your toilet on a short term basis if you only need it for a couple of days, or you can hire your toilet on a long term basis if you need it for a couple of weeks or even longer.

We will make sure no matter what that your needs are met and everything is up to our high standard of service.

Have The Right Amount Of Portable Toilets!

If you are putting on an event you can easily get caught up in the excitement of booking acts, organising stalls and whatever else you decide to have there, however all this excitement you can easily forget about some things, one of which is portable toilets! Having the right amount of portable toilets should be of vital importance to you!

A recent example of this is at an event in America, Prescott Valley Fireworks show. The event was a success; however one attendee took to the internet to show his displeasure at the lack of portable toilets provided. It was estimated that there was around 2,000 people attending the event, maybe more however only 9 portable toilets were provided! This is completely unacceptable, and as you can imagine many guests simply could not wait, or could not be bothered too. If there is somewhere else men can go, they most likely will. The person describes seeing men heading towards bushes, and even driving to another place just to go to the toilet.

This is an event organisers and an event attendee’s nightmare! No one wants to queue for the toilet, and having to drive somewhere else to go to the toilets is simply not on!

Tardis environmental have over a decade of dealing with events, large and small and can help you ensure you have the right amount of portable toilets at your event to keep your guests happy! If you need portable toilet hire be sure to contact us today, even if it’s just for a chat!

Portable Toilet Adventures

This blog will look at some of the alternative uses for portable toilets; some of them will be funny and some may be a bit disgusting. Nevertheless I’ve hunted through the web to find the best stories and put them all into one place for you to enjoy! Here are my top 10 portable toilet adventures.

10. Toilet Home Delivery – I found quite a few pranks on YouTube, and thought this was one of the best. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxUPmfvYPBI

9. Portable Toilet Soldiers – Another find on YouTube, how many soldiers can you fit in a toilet? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSwbxOnMmRA

8. Portable Toilets can’t fly – a portable toilet in Jersey America plummeted 25 stories from a high-rise construction site during heavy winds, when the toilet hit the floor it caused a spill of its internal contents and the plastic structure of the portable toilet was destroyed. I imagine it was more of an explosion rather than a spill.

7. Dog Sled Toilet – There are quite a few portable toilet pranks on YouTube, this was one of my favourites.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzqEfsY8DJY

6. Portable Toilet Drifts Away - Again another prank I found on YouTube which I thought was quite clever, don’t think I would know what to do if this happened to me! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=NCFuwJPwUTM&NR=1

5. Jeremy Clarkson Trapped - Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson failed to see the funny side when a prankster trapped him in a portable toilet at the Majorca Classic Car Rally in 2009. Judging by this video he wasn’t very impressed! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rclytxSsoGk

4. Calvin Harris Trapped - Calvin Harris was reportedly furious after a practical joke by Madness saw him trapped in a portable toilet. Suggs and band mates jammed the door of the loo closed at the Camp Bestival festival over the weekend, imprisoning the Scottish producer inside. Apparently he was far from happy when he got out, and radio 1 DJ Rob Da Bank had to calm him down!

3. Preakness Toilet Run – now this looks fun to do http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIcyFSYhvV4# however they have now stopped people bringing their own beer. I wonder why?

2.  The Leeds Poo Girl - you may have heard of this one, it was well documented in some papers and numerous facebook groups were set up to try and find the girl, and they eventually did. Having dropped her handbag down the toilet, with her keys, money, and phone in she went to grab it, only to find herself getting stuck and being rescued by fireman.

1. “The poo cocktail supreme” - This one is completing disgusting, anyone that is a fan of Jackass will instantly know where this link leads to. Yep number one portable toilet adventure goes to Steve-O and Jackass. Don’t watch this video if you have just eaten. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvuPES4I-dw

Disabled portable toilet hire

Scheduling an event? From weddings to festivals, your guests need the right toilet facilities. Many event organisers forget that a lot of people have special requirements for accessibility and convenience.

Tardis Environmental provides a pleasant, welcoming service and will answer all queries you might have with regard to disabled portable toilet hire. Our disabled portable toilets have essential space for a wheelchair user and a helper, a wide door and low level grab rails to assist the user.

Bearing in mind the wider needs of your guest list goes a long way in the hospitality industry. It can make the difference between someone with reduced mobility due age or disability having a very bad experience or an excellent event.

So the next time you’re planning an event, make sure you remember to include disabled portable toilets from Tardis Environmental!

Tardis Environmental has been providing portable toilets for 20 years, so we understand the demands of our customers. We provide a range of toilet hire options to suit your requirements, whatever type of toilets you need and however long you need the toilets for. You will find that we can provide toilet blocks, disabled portable toilets and even showers, so that you have all bases covered at your festival, event or party

Portable toilets at the jubilee concert

As I was watching the likes of Gary Barlow, Sir Cliff, Tom Jones, Jessie J and many more, I was also keeping an eye out for our toilets that we supplied to the concert, but to no avail!

Over the historic weekend we supplied 100 portable toilets to the concert and are well on our way to the royal seal of approval. Only 4 more years to go!

The concert was a big success, and so were our toilets! I wonder if any celebrity’s used them?

Tardis Environmental have been providing portable toilet hire for the past 20 years, we have increased our range of toilets and providing them for the queen is a testament to our improvement and levels of service which we still plan to increase.

If you did see our portable toilets at the concert please let us know!

Portable Toilet Horror Stories – How To Avoid Yours!

Nearly everyone who has been to a festival or large event has a portable toilet horror story to tell. It may be from a concert 10 years ago where there weren’t enough toilets and they had to wait hours in the line, or about the hygiene aspects that were, well, just a touch unhygienic.

There are many other varying stories which I’m sure we have all heard; nearly everyone has had a bad experience with portable toilets during the course of their life.

However it doesn’t have to be like this!

When you hire toilets from a reputable supplier, like Tardis Environmental, you’re not only hiring the unit itself, you’re hiring the service that goes along with it.

Before we deliver your toilets we make sure that they are inspected meticulously, no matter how many or few, whether it’s for a construction site or a large event each unit will arrive nice and shiny clean! Our service also includes weekly or bi weekly servicing of the toilets on your site or at your venue ensuring that if there are some unpleasant odours they won’t be there for long and your toilets won’t overflow!

We also have units that offer wheelchair access, so not only are you guaranteed no horror stories, meaning you also comply with the law, and keep everyone happy.

We have a range of portable toilet options and other services and because we tailor every quote and every delivery to the requirements of the site or venue, you can be sure that when you deal with Tardis Environmental you’ll have a horror story free experience.

Portable toilets in all shapes and sizes

When you think of portable toilet hire you may have the specific image of a small portable toilet which you see at festivals and at car boots, however nowadays there are a lot more options you can provide for your quests. At Tardis we can provide the standard portable toilet, but we can also provide you with event toilets, luxury toilets, urinals, disabled portable toilets and even showers!
All these options are available to make sure your requirements can be met and ensure your guests are kept happy! So whenever you are organizing an event next bear this in mind, some options may cost you more than others but they may be a better solution, either way our highly experienced staff will be able to help you every step of the way!